My twitter feed is so full of “all humans crave and deserve and desire romantic and/or sexual relationships” and I just had to get away.All humans crave interaction- not the same thing. Hope you’re okay.
I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down
Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE
minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.
WHOA THERE TOM SLOW DOWN LETS NOT DO ANYTHING CRAZY
Via "Death cannot Die"
I’m the kind of person who’s gothically pale for the 3/4 of the year, but if I get so much as a glimpse of sunlight I breakout into a hundred thousand freckles all over my body all at once like some light induced custom patterned skin I forgot I downloaded.
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman